December 2011
youreagoddamnsuperstar:
I bet Gaga is going to pull a little monster out of a crowd on New Years and kiss him/her.
dibs
lol remember
when you said we were gonna talk about it? you’re such a jokester.
and by jokester i mean cunt.
I literally
don’t give a fuck about Katy and Russel getting a divorce. So everyone just calm the fuck down because guess what this will not effect you personally at all.
“Only after disaster can we be resurrected. It’s only after you’ve lost...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via saddest-summer)
When I die:
tyleroakley:
Last words: “My body is ready.”
Obituary: “Tyler has lost the ability to even. He led an A+ life, changed everything, and was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, it would be accurate to sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ”
Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
bitch
no one cares if you are size 00 don’t post about it on tumblr and make the rest of us feel like fat fucks. you’re tacky and i hate you go eat a sandwich.
I can’t get my fucking industrial out.HGJKHSGKJSDFHKGJ
macaroni + cheese
is sooooogooodd
@dweasley
Cum 2 me bby
Would
You hold it against me ~
If I said I want your bawdyyyy nowww
Dear alcohol
Never change ~~~
My drunk tumbles are always priceless.
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live...”
– Dumbledore to Harry. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows By JK. Rowling (via quote-book)